A patron asked the librarian why Tales of Robin Hood had been withdrawn from the collection. The librarian replied, “Too much Saxon violence.”
Why did the librarian slip and fall on the library floor?
Because she was in the non-friction section.
Where does a librarian sleep?
Between the covers.
Jim said, “My dog tried to eat my library book.”
“What did you do?” asked the librarian.
“I took the words right out of his mouth.”
What does a librarian eat dinner from?