February 2011
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People are saying that I’m taking beard-enhancing drugs, but I’m not.
– Brett Keisel’s Beard is the Talk of the Super Bowl, NYTimes.
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January 2011
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hey cutie.
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I saw you and my heart felt cold as ice on a dewy...
I saw you at the Wal Mart spanking your three children. My heart connected with the intensity in which your flubbery arms flailed as your children screamed for mercy. Just kidding. You were the cashier. Just kidding again, you really were hitting your children. I want to hit them as well. I feel connected when children scream. There’s something about seeing innocence whither over a Toy...
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amkelly:
Kitten has discovered my mouse cursor.
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What a vapid job title our culture gives to those honorable laborers the ancient...
– Miles Harvey - The Island of Lost Maps
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it takes an intellectual to suggest that women had to be brainwashed into...
– david gelernter, 1939: the lost world of the fair